Yeah, but what about lunch?

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 (Scenario: Instant message exchange with one of my nerds)

Nerdboy: Hi. R we still on 4 lunch 2day? What RU in the mood 4? 
Me: The awful truth? SMASHBURGER. I feel so ashamed.
Nerdboy: Serio?
Me: Si.
Nerdboy: Well I just had 5 guys last night.
Me: And you don't know any of their names, do you? Now let's get a greasy burger!