Subtlety is an Art...

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 Scenario: A phone call with my sister, who is always considered, "The fun one."
Her: I'm going to Las Vegas this weekend, do you have any cute, sexy dresses I can borrow?
Me: You never return things, so NO. Plus, you'd need some spanx to get into your old size.
Her: Oh hey, I did! Got one of those cincher things they advertise on TV.
Me: Really? Does it work?
Her: Yeah! I put it on with jeans and a t-shirt yesterday and my husband said, "Holy shit, where did all of your fat go?"
Me: Wow. You guys are going to make it. I can totally tell.