For Men Only: Man School.

In my travels this week, I'd heard a disconcerting story about a guy who parked in the Expectant Mother parking space at work, leaned on the side of his car as he smoked a cigarette and then proceeded to walk in to the office. Perfect example of an extraordinary prick, right? Everybody hears unnerving stories about random jackasses like that.

That is, until I left for the day at the very same office. There he was in all his AFF glory, parking in the Expectant Mother space trying to escape the rain. Incredulous jerkweed. I tried my hardest not to act out or make a scene because I didn't know this person-- and it took every ounce of my self control not to scream across the lot, "GO TO MAN SCHOOL, MAN!" Every chick you know wants to kick your ass.