Winter Woes...

So it's cold outside... this is the brunt of a typical Colorado winter. The sun sporadically decides to shine, but it barely casts out a dreary half-light that's often filled with lifeless gray skies. Your skin is dehydrated and flaky from the dry, bone chilling cold. Your lips are cracked and start to bleed if your smile gets too big. You have zero semblance of a tan or any warmth from the sun whatsoever.

To rectify your beauty woes, you can pile on creams and moisturizers. You can apply eye cream at night until you look like a seal. You can spray tan or take your bronzing powder up a notch. But that just remedies the surface. At your core, you're still really fucking cold.