Dear SMTP, I'm bursting at the seams...

The world will have better luck contacting me via snail mail or hollering into the end of a can tied with string today as all of my email accounts are damn near full. And work? Good luck getting a reply from me, I've been deleting everything in sight just to get out of Notes email jail for a few precious moments to process updates. Not to mention the mandatory upgrade to Notes 8 that I should have completed long ago. Things will undoubtedly get deleted by mistake, there's only so much one can do with a 300MB limit.

My mailbox situation makes me feel like the fat kid who hates to leave the cafeteria and is forced to throw away the food tray and go outside to play. Or that lady in the UK who never threw anything away and one day they found her dead in her apartment under a pile of unopened shopping bags and other clutter that had apparently collapsed on top of her.

So dear emailers, I'm not ignoring you, I promise. I'm just need time to fight my way through big 5MB mail attachments, holiday spam, some meetings and a coffee break. I'll be back out of email jail (but still probably still on probation) before you know it. :)

P.S. If I get down to 20 MB on any account, I'm soooo going to qualify as the biggest loser for trimming down on amazing amounts of tech fat.