The Gay Perspective...

I can't quite remember how the conversation goes, but it's the phyical gesture I can't erase from memory. Interestingly enough, it's so visually burned into ROM now, it shoots coffee through my nose whenever it comes to mind.

There was a conversation I was silently observing between a few Tampa nerds (Energetic, manly Tim and sweet, innocent Jonathan)... they were very likely talking about something political or pornographic. Guy#1 said, "Yeah, well, that's the gay perspective."

Out of nowhere, guy#2 stands up, turns his back to guy#1 and bends over (ass facing guy#1). He gets an ear-to-ear smile on his face when he enthisiastically looks over his shoulder at guy#1 and says, "Noooooo. This is the gay perspective!" He was so confident in his delivery of such a line, it caught me completely off guard.

I damn near fell out of my chair. Quite true to the stereotype, apparently the quiet ones are still the wild ones.