Him: So I told my wife your story about the guy from work rating you an eight.
Me: Oh great...
Him: She doesn't think you're all that.
Me(smiling): Is that right? Hmmm.
Him: Well she didn't at first. Then she said, "Well her body is an 8. But her face is almost a 10. Yeah, her face is a 10. She's really pretty.
Me: Awww that is so sweet. She's suddenly nice.
Him: It sucks. My wife is totally gay for you. You know what else?
Me: Yes?
Him: I have a really big mouth. It's a shame I'm not gay.
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
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