Lipstick and Drama: Sanity Check

Thursday, December 30, 2004

Sanity Check

Scenario: Exiting the car and walking into Target, I exchange internal dialogue with myself as I glance into my purse.

Me: Do I have my wallet with me?
Me: Check.
Me: How about my cell phone?
Me: Check.
Me: I'm gonna kick my own ass. Look at that traffic ticket in there!
Me: Crap!
Me: Anxiety medication?
Me: Check.
Me: Depression medication?
Me: Check.

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Lifelist: Things I want to do in my life (In no particular order)

Learn to play the drums or bongos
Sing a beautiful song in Spanish
Help someone find a job
Take up tap dancing
Try Fresh Turkish Delight
Do work I love
Maintain a regular fitness schedule
Do quarterly discardia - Physical and Mental
Go to CES with Nerds
Start vlogging
Redesign my Blog
Work 40 hours a week or less
Nerd out at Comic-Con [check!]
Support MS research and support groups
Go to SXSW with friends
Partake in NYC Fashion Week
Be in a Play [check]
Go to BlogHer at least once
Be happy with photos of myself
Make Halloween costumes for the kids [check]
Have a "Shoe Wall" and "Accessory Station" in my closet
Read the entire Bible at least once
Pull an all-nighter in Ibiza
Document my family tree
Organize and scan all my photos
Take kids regularly to theatre/arts events
Take Alan for a pedicure
Go to a Masquerade Ball
Frequently meet friends for afternoon tea
Have quarterly wine parties
Put a video on you tube
Learn to Tango
Do something happy every single day
Work at a vineyard
Take a bubble bath every week for a year
Go Salsa Dancing in Cuba
Look great in a bikini
Spend NYE in NYC
Take Matt on a date
Make a wine room
Buy a piece of Chanel without looking at the pricetag
Complete an Ethical Hacker Class
Learn to play the piano with Chloe
Have a 5 minute conversation in French [3 mins so far]
Take Chloe and Matt to Paris
Wear all of my evening gowns to actual events
Scrapbook my life and travels
Return to London and visit friends
Finish scrapbooks for Chloe and Matt
Visit New Orleans
Write a book
Dress for the Opera in NYC
Help random people in need [check, but keep doing it]
Spend time in Isla Mujeres with the kids [check!]
Get a Brazilian Bikini Wax [close enough, check!]
Learn more Spanish [check, but learn even more]
Get invited to Denver's "Do at the Zoo" [check]
Put Chloe in Dance [check]
Go Clubbing in SF [check]
Get CCNP Certification [check]
Order a meal in French at a cafe in Paris [check]
Be the subject of a glamorous photo shoot [check]
Take a pole dancing class [check]
Drink wine in Napa Valley, CA [check]
Jump out of an Airplane [check]
Go Scuba Diving [check]

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